ChatGPT is why Jewish comedians are in heaven

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Write a comedy routine about American Jewish congregations that communally pray in the Hebrew language that only a few attending understand.

ChatGPT 
Here's a short comedy routine about American Jewish congregations that communally pray in Hebrew:

(Comedian walks on stage)

Comedian: "So, I went to this synagogue the other day, and you know what I noticed? Almost everyone there was speaking Hebrew. And you know what else I noticed? Almost no one there understood Hebrew!

(Audience laughs)

Comedian: "I mean, I get it. We're Jewish. We want to keep our traditions alive. But come on, how are we supposed to connect with God if we don't even know what we're saying?

(Audience laughs)

Comedian: "I was sitting there, trying to follow along in the prayer book, but all I could think was, 'Man, I wish I paid more attention in Hebrew school.'

(Audience laughs)

Comedian: "And then it hit me. Maybe that's the point. Maybe God doesn't want us to understand every word. Maybe God wants us to feel the prayers in our hearts, not just hear them with our ears.

(Audience laughs and claps)

Comedian: "Or maybe, just maybe, it's all a conspiracy to make sure the Rabbi always has a job translating for everyone else.

(Audience laughs and claps)

Comedian: "But in all seriousness, I think it's important to remember that no matter what language we're speaking, or how much we understand, the most important thing is that we come together as a community to connect with something greater than ourselves."

(Audience claps and comedian exits the stage)

Note: This is a fictional example of a comedy routine and should not be taken as a representation of any actual congregation or community

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