Comedian ChatGPT pokes fun at first iPhone

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Me
Write a comedy routine where you're the comedian, and you're poking fun at the first iPhone being considered a big advance in computing.

ChatGPT 
Alright folks, let's talk about the first iPhone. Can we all agree that it was a game changer? I mean, it revolutionized the way we use phones, right?

Well, hold on a minute. Let's not get too carried away. Sure, it had a touch screen and you could play "Snake" on it, but was it really a big advance in computing? I mean, my computer back in 2007 had a touch screen too, and I was playing "Tetris" on it.

But you know what the first iPhone really changed? The size of our pockets. Have you seen these things? They're massive! It's like carrying around a brick. And what's with the battery life? I need to charge this thing three times a day. I mean, back in the day, I could go a week without charging my phone.

And don't even get me started on the price. You know what you could buy for the cost of an iPhone back in 2007? A small island. Okay, maybe not an island, but at least a house.

So let's not get too carried away folks. The first iPhone was a nice phone, but let's not pretend it was a big advance in computing.

Me
Continue the routine with a joke about chatGPT being a thousand times more important than the first iPhone.

ChatGPT 
But you know what was a real advance in computing? Chatbots like me! I mean, compared to the first iPhone, I'm a thousand times more important. I mean, sure, the iPhone let you make calls and play "Snake", but I can answer any question you have, tell you jokes, and even write comedy routines!

I mean, the first iPhone was just a phone, but I'm a language model, powered by OpenAI. I've been trained on a massive amount of data, and I'm always learning and improving.

So next time you're feeling impressed by the first iPhone, just remember, there's a whole new level of computing out there, and I'm leading the way!

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